hola amigos

ok I KNOWWW I KNOWWW its been like 2 weeks! I'm sorry!! Mommy hasn't let me get on the computer cuz I flunked 2 weeks. Last wednesday we went to the doctor and he told her that i'm not realy 13 weeks...i'm actually only 11, well 12 now. So i flunked :( The good news is i get to stay in here a lil longer and make my mothers life rather interesting. Lets seeeeeeeee...i'm always ALWAYS hungry. Like she feeds me..and like 3 seconds later i'm hungry again. I'm a growing child! I need my nutrition woman! Mom's down to 2 pants that fit her. She's wearing the 3rd one and it no longer buttons and the zipper only goes up halfway bwahaha. I'm blaming it on all the arroz con leche and crap she ate this weekend. What else, daddy mommy and i took a trip to Morongo on sat. Good times, they both lost what should be going into my college fund but its ok. The point was for them to have fun and that they did. Tia Jeans is home and that makes me happy cuz her and mom have this amazing bond that makes mom really happy and that makes me happy. They went bowling yesterday and mom was kicking ass!! She bowled like 5 strikes and in the other 4 frames she only missed like 4 pins. Her last frame sucks but she still won and scored 155! go mom! Mom, dad and family has seen my first picture. I was moving a lot when they took it but if you look close enough you can make out my head, hands and body. I'll post it up in a bit. Well that's about it. I'm hungry!

this weekend

i love my tia jeans! mommy and i were sooo happy to see tia jeans this weekend. We love her so! I can't wait to meet her and take all the attention away from her.bwahahahaha.

cake numero dos

Yesterday mom had her 2nd cake decorating class. Lets just say if she had been graded on decorations she would have failed! in her defense, she just wasn't feeling up to doing anything yesterday. This is all because she's been feeding me the nastiest street food and i decided to punish her by making her feel sick. She finally got the hint and went to the store to buy the stuff needed to cook some albondiga soup!! YUMMMY! she still hasn't ate it yet though, she's just teasing me with the idea of how great its going to be. She did make some AMAZING cupcakes that i'm currently craving. Lets seeee...oh i'm 11 weeks old now! I"m the size of a large lime..woot. Mom made an appointment with her OB and we'll be meeting him on 3/18. Hopefully he's a cool guy who will make my mom feel comfortable with the idea that her vajj will forever be scarred due to my birth. bwahahahahaha TMI? oh well...its true! Let's see...mommy is really really in love with daddy right now and it's making me sick. She's been bitching and nagging him to do his homework early so she can spend more time with him. LADYYYY leave daddy alone and pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeee.Oh no, i'm feeling a bit of Oedipus complex and i'm not even born yet! Grandpa is leaving to mexico in 2 days and i've already put in my pedido of tlacoyos and arroz rojo. YUMMMMMMMM. Well that's about all i have today...well right now..

west cochina mall

today mommy, daddy and i went to the west covina mall. mom had to get her engagement ring cleaned. they even looked at wedding bands..hahahah..how cute, they think they'll be able to afford a wedding once i come. lol. The best part of our time at the mall was sitting in the food court and making fun of all the uglies. If you're in the mood for heavily made up cholas, go to the west covina mall. If you're in the mood for fat girls in tights and flats, west covina's got them. How about Mr.Thug Life and his hyna? yep..they're there too. Teens with dirty shoes, dirty hair, dirty faces, dirty smells...they flock to the mall. Man..mom and dad really need to move out of this town cuz i'm not looking forward to having to be amongst those people.

the feeling is mutual

i heard mom talking about her plans and how having me has changed them so much. And how she'll "make due" somehow. All i have to say is WHAT ABOUT MY PLANS!!! I wasn't that thrilled to find out that her and that giant are going to be my parents! I was hoping i'd be Angelina jolie's next kid. you think your life is changing?!? pffft...what about mine?!? I'm glad you ate too much avocado hot sauce and your mouth burns!


apparently she doesnt want people to think she doesn't want me. she's just mad she can't go to disneyland.

poopie

you'll all be relieved to know that i finally let my mom take a poopie. Poor girl, it had been 2 days of unsuccessful pushing. hahaha. I was just trying to give her a lil taste of how hard its going to be to push me out when i'm born. I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP!!! hahahaha. sorry mommy :)

first project

So this was my mommy's first cake. I think its aiight. What's up with the writing though? I can do better than that and  my fingers barely formed!! Apparently she forgot to put piping gel (that makes the icing silky smooth and better for writing) She's got to practice and maybe she'll get better. bwahahaha! She made a damn darn mess coloring all the icing and the lazy ass lady didn't even bother to wash the stuff she used. Dad cut a piece and he said the icing was too sweet. My mom can't do anything right! lol. I told her to put salt in it but did she listen?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO. So i guess she's going to do that for the next cake..good luck with that mommy dearest! 

i updated my post because i'm already getting yelled at for having a potty mouth...geeeeeesh.