the feeling is mutual

i heard mom talking about her plans and how having me has changed them so much. And how she'll "make due" somehow. All i have to say is WHAT ABOUT MY PLANS!!! I wasn't that thrilled to find out that her and that giant are going to be my parents! I was hoping i'd be Angelina jolie's next kid. you think your life is changing?!? pffft...what about mine?!? I'm glad you ate too much avocado hot sauce and your mouth burns!


apparently she doesnt want people to think she doesn't want me. she's just mad she can't go to disneyland.

poopie

you'll all be relieved to know that i finally let my mom take a poopie. Poor girl, it had been 2 days of unsuccessful pushing. hahaha. I was just trying to give her a lil taste of how hard its going to be to push me out when i'm born. I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP!!! hahahaha. sorry mommy :)

first project

So this was my mommy's first cake. I think its aiight. What's up with the writing though? I can do better than that and  my fingers barely formed!! Apparently she forgot to put piping gel (that makes the icing silky smooth and better for writing) She's got to practice and maybe she'll get better. bwahahaha! She made a damn darn mess coloring all the icing and the lazy ass lady didn't even bother to wash the stuff she used. Dad cut a piece and he said the icing was too sweet. My mom can't do anything right! lol. I told her to put salt in it but did she listen?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO. So i guess she's going to do that for the next cake..good luck with that mommy dearest! 

i updated my post because i'm already getting yelled at for having a potty mouth...geeeeeesh. 

food

i'm full but my fatty mom keeps eating. if she gets fat she has no one to blame but herself. oooooo and she drank a diet coke!!! i'm telling!!

cake

FYI mom, i hate cake! i'm so over you and your cake making and to punish you i'm going to make it impossible for you to have even one slice!As a matter of fact, when you're baking the cakes i'm going to make you sick..bwahahaha! So today i turn 10 weeks. I'm no longer and embryo.WOOT i'm a fetus!! I have toes and fingers and i've gotten rid of that unsightly tail, i hope :) I'm starting to move but mommy is too fat to notice hahaha. Just kidding mom, you're gorgeous! I gave mommy a scare on monday but i'm ok. Good strong hearbeat. In another 10 weeks you'll get to find out whether i'm a boy or a girl. I feel like a boy...and yes auntie jeanette i hope that when i go through the oedipus stage i complete every stage and get over my hate for my dad. but really, you know my dad, it's almost impossible to NOT hate him! I'm going to grow up and hate horses and sports just to piss him off!! anyways..all is good in my little amniotics sac. i'm going to go back to making the most random things gross my mom out. She has cake decorating class tonight..i haven't decided whether or not i will ruin that for her. dammit i'm hungry!! feeeeed me woman!

short end of the stick

i think i'm the only older sister who's not cooler than her younger sister. somehow my sister got the style, the looks, the humor, the good writing skills and me..i'm just gettin lamer and lamer by the minute. i'd like to think that the dumber i get the smarter she gets. so in a way, i'm attributing to her success. you owe me your life jeanette!! i do get points for sticking up for her more than any other older siblings amongst her friends (did that make sense?) What i mean is that her friends have older siblings and they're all asshole cunts who don't ever cover for the younger ones. That sucks! i think that as an older sibling its up to you to spoil the younger one. Make sure they get shit you didn't. So seee...i may be lame but i'm fucking awesome! hahaha yes jeanette..this post was lame!

school

it's official, my baby hates school. today's the first day of class and i'm already overwhelmed. damn you california for making it impossible to live comfortably without a good job :(

to throw up or not to throw up...

i don't blog. i'm not good at communicating through writing. i just want somewhere to write things that i think of so that my son/daughter can see how crazy i was while he was in my belly. today i feel extremely nauseated, the heat makes me sick, milk makes me sick, the thought of food makes me sick. the thought of living in baldwin park the rest of my life makes me sick. i'm 9 weeks 5 days. wootz.