short end of the stick

i think i'm the only older sister who's not cooler than her younger sister. somehow my sister got the style, the looks, the humor, the good writing skills and me..i'm just gettin lamer and lamer by the minute. i'd like to think that the dumber i get the smarter she gets. so in a way, i'm attributing to her success. you owe me your life jeanette!! i do get points for sticking up for her more than any other older siblings amongst her friends (did that make sense?) What i mean is that her friends have older siblings and they're all asshole cunts who don't ever cover for the younger ones. That sucks! i think that as an older sibling its up to you to spoil the younger one. Make sure they get shit you didn't. So seee...i may be lame but i'm fucking awesome! hahaha yes jeanette..this post was lame!